Sperm Turd Share definition Flag When a male/female shits out a sperm baby due to the result of a hard ass pounding the night before. I gave that starfish allyson a sperm turd last night. Sperm Turd by Lord Thaddeus December 16, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Sperm Turd mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch