sperm doner

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man who does not use protection condomswhen in sexual intercourse and has had more than 2 kids

my dad is a sperm doner dis nigga got 12 kids and pay child support 4 all of them

sperm doner by clement parkes March 28, 2008

sperm doner day

Sperm doner day falls on march 2nd. This holiday gives all rights to aim there middle fingers towards (dead beat dads). Also known as a piece of shit male that acts like a selfish prick and refuses to take responsibility for his offspring.

Its sperm doner day lets get out our cells and send a family finger to your worthless sperm doner

sperm doner day by Meganator84 June 18, 2017

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spermdonor

when a father is not involved in their childs life AT ALL.

counselor:how do u feel about ur father?
child:hes a piece of shit? i dont claim him as my father hes more like a spermdonor.

spermdonor by ONLY CHILD September 27, 2006

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Spermdozer

A guy that ejaculates for no apparent reason at night.

Guy 1: Dude, i woke up and my boxers were sticky.
Guy 2: Dude, sounds like you're a Spermdozer.

Spermdozer by VaginaFucker69 February 5, 2012

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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