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spending amnesia 

Trying to recall where and when you spent all your money normally when that said money is needed. Occurs because of bad spending habits and fucking awesome party nights.
"Dude, I'm so bad with money! It just disappears."

"You might have spending amnesia. I remember you lost at beer pong then hit the pubs with those trannys.'"
spending amnesia by whydee September 16, 2011
Word of the Day on September 17, 2011

spending amnesia 

Conveniently forgetting the price tag of an awesomely expensive item that you just had to have, particularly when queried a spouse or partner on reviewing your credit card bill.
"Nice purse! Is it new?"

"Oh, thanks! It was only like $25 or something! Saks was having a huge sale!'"

(Reviewing credit card bill) "Girl, I think you have spending amnesia!"
spending amnesia by mommuff June 24, 2014
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