spefoism 

The religion that only exists from now on.

Spefoism is a religion and there is only one god in this world and that is Spefo.

The legends say that he Spefo died when Dinosaurs were still alive, He wanted to save the Dinosaurs from the Meteor.
Spefo was the only human being at the time of Dinosaurs.
He used his mighty autistic scream and all the Dinosaurs got ear cancer.
Sadly, he couldn't save the world cause it was a fucking meteor.
But whats really important is that Spefo survived.
Later he made autistic morse code and 2 smartest people on Earth in the year 2018 made Spefo an actual religion, spefoism.

Spefoism: theres no more than 1 god, Spefo is god, god is god, god is Spefo, I am god.

"Whats spefoism?" - Anonymous

"It's about the legendary god that is still alive, but he was also alive in the time of Dinosaurs" - The Archbishop

"Is it possible to summon it?" - Anonymous

"Yes, we will do it now." - The Cardinal

"SPEFO OUR SAVIOUR HE SHALL RISE AND TRANSFORM INTO ONLINE STATUS, SPEFO OUR SAVIOUR HE SHALL RISE AND COMMUNICATE TO THE BELIEVERS" - words by The Archbishop and The Cardinal summoning Lord Spefo

spefoism by Draganeh September 28, 2018

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016