spefoism
The religion that only exists from now on.
Spefoism is a religion and there is only one god in this world and that is Spefo.
The legends say that he Spefo died when Dinosaurs were still alive, He wanted to save the Dinosaurs from the Meteor.
Spefo was the only human being at the time of Dinosaurs.
He used his mighty autistic scream and all the Dinosaurs got ear cancer.
Sadly, he couldn't save the world cause it was a fucking meteor.
But whats really important is that Spefo survived.
Later he made autistic morse code and 2 smartest people on Earth in the year 2018 made Spefo an actual religion, spefoism.
Spefoism: theres no more than 1 god, Spefo is god, god is god, god is Spefo, I am god.
Spefoism is a religion and there is only one god in this world and that is Spefo.
The legends say that he Spefo died when Dinosaurs were still alive, He wanted to save the Dinosaurs from the Meteor.
Spefo was the only human being at the time of Dinosaurs.
He used his mighty autistic scream and all the Dinosaurs got ear cancer.
Sadly, he couldn't save the world cause it was a fucking meteor.
But whats really important is that Spefo survived.
Later he made autistic morse code and 2 smartest people on Earth in the year 2018 made Spefo an actual religion, spefoism.
Spefoism: theres no more than 1 god, Spefo is god, god is god, god is Spefo, I am god.
"Whats spefoism?" - Anonymous
"It's about the legendary god that is still alive, but he was also alive in the time of Dinosaurs" - The Archbishop
"Is it possible to summon it?" - Anonymous
"Yes, we will do it now." - The Cardinal
"SPEFO OUR SAVIOUR HE SHALL RISE AND TRANSFORM INTO ONLINE STATUS, SPEFO OUR SAVIOUR HE SHALL RISE AND COMMUNICATE TO THE BELIEVERS" - words by The Archbishop and The Cardinal summoning Lord Spefo
"It's about the legendary god that is still alive, but he was also alive in the time of Dinosaurs" - The Archbishop
"Is it possible to summon it?" - Anonymous
"Yes, we will do it now." - The Cardinal
"SPEFO OUR SAVIOUR HE SHALL RISE AND TRANSFORM INTO ONLINE STATUS, SPEFO OUR SAVIOUR HE SHALL RISE AND COMMUNICATE TO THE BELIEVERS" - words by The Archbishop and The Cardinal summoning Lord Spefo
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