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SpeedBlaze

The alter ego of a someone who is employed at the Walmart Vision center. No one really knows the sex of this someone. Some people say Male others say Female. All we know is that this person smells of very strong cologne/perfume, is Indian, is extremely hairy but has the quickness and agility of a superhero. The weakness of this alter ego are women, laziness, stupid video games and most of all Pork.
Fellow 1: Hey I went to the movies with Royce to watch Wanted!!

Fellow 2: Thats real gay..

Fellow 1: SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDBLAZEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Fellow 2: um???

Fellow 1: heh heh SpeedBlaze..
SpeedBlaze by DuckxFace December 2, 2011
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speedblind

A symptom of driving way too fast, way too often. It basically means that you are so used to going fast that you do not realize you are speeding.
I need to either drive like a human or not be driving at all. No jk I've really got speedblind like it doesn't feel that fast anymore. Need to stop it before something serious happens
speedblind by Dream192837 November 17, 2019