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Taking a poop really quickly

I had five minutes to get to class so i had to take a speed poop

speed poop by Jeremy September 27, 2004

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Speed Poop

A poop ranging from 1-2 grunts. Usually finished in a minute. Occationally results in itchy butt.

Joe: Are you ready to go to Six Flags?

Nick: Hold on, I have to take a speed poop.

Speed Poop by 1337gamer November 6, 2009

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poop seed

when your poop does not come out as a perfect solid log, a little piece of poop about the size of a sunflower seed in stuck on the outskirts of the anus.and you may attempt the flex the anus to drop off the poop seed but after many failed attempts you must use a piece of toilet paper and remove it yourself.

friend: did everything come out ok?
me: nah i gotta poop seed stuck in there.

poop seed by hussiecussie September 30, 2014