Definitions by tomjdog

Spaztard 

An extremely retarded spastic. A cross between the two words that makes a term one above in insultness level. Spaztard > spastic > retard. Also spelt spastard. But only spaztards spell it like that.

Me- I dropped my stapler and stapled my foot

Some other guy- You spastard

Me- you spaztard spelling spaztard spastar

Same other guy- how do you know how I spell it.

Me- I stalk you on twitter, Facebook, instagram.

Spaztard by tomjdog April 16, 2014

Badass Points 

You get them from doing badass things. For example Chuck Norris has like 10 million because he is awesome. Bonus points if you can play the ukulele while swinging nunchucks on a galloping ape.

Did you see that guy throwing knives at ultimas prime doing flips. He got like loads of badass points.

Badass Points by tomjdog April 14, 2014