plastic spastic

A girl who is fake i.e. wears lots of make-up and is a real fucking bitch who thinks shes the best and so popular. Usually dumb and 99% fake.

plastic spastic 1: hey babe

plastic spatic 2: hey hunni, omg i dont think im wearing enough fake tan and make-up im only wearing like 4 layers or make-up

plastic spastic 1: yeah babes, omg did i tell you that i fucked that guy the other day?

plastic spastic 2: omg yeah haha *flicks fake hair*

by lilly.x December 16, 2011

Spastic edge

A person who is generally good looking but has something about them which isn't quite right whether that be a physical trait or apprearace from certain angles, mannerism or about their style/clothing. Often you know a person has a spastic edge but you cannot quite put your finger on the cause.

"The barman is fit but he's got a spastic edge"

"What a freak - they are a paragon of spastic edges"

by CindaBones March 8, 2009

The spasticated monkey

it is the art of applying wax to the hair of the arm pits of someone (subject can be asleep, or awake), and ripping it off while sticking a lit cigarette up the nose.

" Gary got the spasticated monkey again last night, he was a right tool".

by Bobmonkhouse1000 May 18, 2009

Spastic Beat

A genre of dance music popular in Finland and with a passionate minority of psychedelic trance heads. The music is characterised by off-beat kick drums and percussion, low fidelity instruments and quirky melodies. This sound was made famous by Texas Faggot of Finland. The name is derived from the way people dance to the music: pertaining to, of the nature of, or characterized by spasm.
The name was first coined by Raptor on The Australiens forum in 2006

'The people are dancing to Spastic Beat'

by Raptorrr August 24, 2006

spastic cunt

A spastic cunt is when someone is being a spas and a cunt at the same time

Anaya and Paris are the biggest spastic cunts ive ever seen

by Jizz Nuggets November 9, 2017

Spastic Centipeagle

Or Spastic Centip-eagle: When a male transexual who is receiving anal and giving head and two hand jobs has sex with another person who is also giving head and two hand jobs and so on and so forth in a linked series. If you can picture in their head and arm movements, you'll understand why it was given the name Spastic Eagle. Link two or more people in a chain performing Spastic Eagles and they will thusly form a Spastic Centipeagle.

Look at these twelve people in a chain doing a glorious Spastic Centipeagle.

by Rumpleslangstein October 5, 2017

Keyboard Spastic

A person who is failing at typing. They are regularly all over the place and it appears they are in fact having a seizure while typing.

Example one:
Herty man hosw ti going>?
(Hey man, hows it gowg?

Example two:
Person 1: Hey dude what were you on about last night, calling gen busty?
person 2: OH NO, i meant gen is busy!
1: Classic case of keyboard spastic right there.

by Timmy_222 June 21, 2009