waxing the carrot, choking the bishop, jacking the beanstock, yankee-ing the doodle,peting the one eyed wonder weasel, waxing the wood, caulking the cracks, jacking off, wanking.
by bhrome April 06, 2004
by David October 27, 2003
by doc voodoo January 19, 2003
Don't disturb him he's in his bedroom spanking the monkey.
by Not Bob at all March 10, 2018
by secksiLNKK February 13, 2006
Spanking the Monkey is another term for masturbating, otherwise known as beating your meat, slapping the ham, tugging the tiger, jerkin the gerkin, or stroking the sausage.
by dildy69 2.0 June 26, 2018