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When a man masterbates or strokes his penis
All of a sudden, he pulled down his pants and started spanking that monkey!
by The Molster March 04, 2004
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to masterbate; vigerously stroke your penis untill you reach climax or skeet all over the place
i spank the monkey every day until my fuckign dick peels
by the one and only whtie e-40 February 14, 2007
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in houston many will say that it means anal sex, in kansas it means masturbation, mainly when guys masturbate not women but I hear in some places it doesn't matter if your male or female
I wanna spank her monkey
I wanna spank the monkey
he is spanking his monkey
she is spanking her monkey
by houstongirl September 19, 2009
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