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spank fuck by NelloD June 27, 2008
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spank to fuck ratio
The ratio of times one masturbates to the number of times he's has sex over a certain period of time.
spank to fuck ratio by Weird Caress May 11, 2008
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Swank Fuck, a well groomed, fancy individual who has his ways with the ladies. Attitude built to not give a fuck of no other.
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shank-fuck
1. When one stabs (shanks) another in the abdomen, and then has intercourse with the still-bleeding wound.
2. To shank someone and then fuck the wound.
3. The ultimate revenge.
4. A terrible discourtesy during seppuku.
2. To shank someone and then fuck the wound.
3. The ultimate revenge.
4. A terrible discourtesy during seppuku.
Inmate 1: "Oh dear. This shank-fuck is rather painful."
Inmate 2: "I did not know you were still alive."
Inmate 1: "Quite. Please correct that quickly."
Inmate 2: "In two minutes. Maybe three."
Inmate 2: "I did not know you were still alive."
Inmate 1: "Quite. Please correct that quickly."
Inmate 2: "In two minutes. Maybe three."
shank-fuck by Shankeypants McFarlane January 11, 2009
Fuck Spang
Phrase: to be used when those good for nothing EOD techs at Spang insist they are the only ones able to take these cush missions but leave all the actual work to others
Man did you hear? Spang took another deployment to the Mediterranean with full per diem, but couldn't deploy a single x-package.Fuck Spang
Fuck Spang by Salty-boi July 25, 2021
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