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spank to fuck ratio 

The ratio of times one masturbates to the number of times he's has sex over a certain period of time.
Hey Kenny, what's the spank to fuck ratio lately? Ah, about 100 to 3.

swank fuck

Swank Fuck, a well groomed, fancy individual who has his ways with the ladies. Attitude built to not give a fuck of no other.
That fucking swank fuck, when he walks through the door its like all eyes on him, with such swagger and his charming ways with the ladies. Man i wanna be a swank fuck.
swank fuck by SWANK kitten March 21, 2017

Skank Fuck 

A piece of shit whore, who likes to get fucked with two dicks one in each hole.
Skank Fuck by elliebabii03 September 27, 2008

bitch fuck nigger ass skank fuckin fucker whore as 

When you nut so hard that u see jesus christ himslf.
ahhhhhhhhh yeaaa ima bitch fuck nigger ass skank fuckin fucker whore as right now

shank-fuck 

1. When one stabs (shanks) another in the abdomen, and then has intercourse with the still-bleeding wound.

2. To shank someone and then fuck the wound.

3. The ultimate revenge.

4. A terrible discourtesy during seppuku.
Inmate 1: "Oh dear. This shank-fuck is rather painful."
Inmate 2: "I did not know you were still alive."
Inmate 1: "Quite. Please correct that quickly."
Inmate 2: "In two minutes. Maybe three."

Fuck Spang 

Phrase: to be used when those good for nothing EOD techs at Spang insist they are the only ones able to take these cush missions but leave all the actual work to others
Man did you hear? Spang took another deployment to the Mediterranean with full per diem, but couldn't deploy a single x-package.Fuck Spang
Fuck Spang by Salty-boi July 25, 2021