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Monkey Spam 

The emails you get from friends and associates that say you that you must forward the email to everyone you know on the entire G-d damn planet because it is just ohhhh so cute/moving/funny/will make you fabulously wealthy/give you good karma/no I don't know what asinine means, why do you ask?

See also: Chain Mail

See also: Infinite monkey theorem
Received some monkey spam today. The first line said, "If you read this, you WILL forward it on. You just won't be able to stop yourself." I bet I can!
Monkey Spam by ecognition April 23, 2009

spazmonkey 

Spazmonkey: an insult, to point out the fact that the person is 'retarded', a 'fool'.
Don't look at me like that, you fuckin' spazmonkey!
spazmonkey by Spazzy McFuck June 18, 2004

spammonkey

a monkey made of SPAM. form the latin orgin spammonkeyikias. aka, monkey of SPAM. Best halo name ever!!!!!
did you see that SPAMmonkey streak through tampalantis?????
spammonkey by Austin T Landberg August 19, 2006

spazmonkey 

Someone who pretends to be anti-chav when in fact they are actually lovers of all things chav i.e. burberry, trakies, gypped-up cars, white lightning cider, terrorising elderly and vunerable people.
A fake, phoney, fraud, hypocrite, anyone who belongs to the spazmonkey forum.
Tuck your trakies in your socks and let's join spazmonkey.
spazmonkey by Yobkillah October 11, 2006

Spazmonkey 

A spastic person that acts likes monkey
Your such a spazmonkey