spam faced

So fucked you cant open your eyes! More than likely cos of an uber state of high, sometimes mixed with alcholic beverages. Your face turns a pinkish colour particularly around the eyes to the point of resembling SPAM. You may feel urges to get up but you are so lacking in ability it takes a spliff/the offer of sexual favours to remove your ass from the seat. The condition can be as enjoyable as it is unenjoyable depending on the surroundings. But ure missing them cos ure eyes are narrower than an anorexic turned sideways.

"Dude your fucking spam faced!"

"Get off my sofa you spam faced prat"

"He'd roll another one but hes spam faced."

spam faced by Shizolate May 14, 2005

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Slamfaced

The state of being so intoxicated, your face always looks as if it was just slammed against the wall.

Bro #1: Dude, look at Nathan over there on the sofa. He's just surrounded by Pabst tall boys.

Bro #2: He's so slamfaced.

Slamfaced by Morgnt February 4, 2013

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

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