"I like... really skinny guys, like super super skinny and tall - the more they look like gumpy, the better, like no body fat, no muscles, I just want to date a spaghetti noodle"
Luigi: Hey Mario, did you ever wonder where a baby comes from?
Mario: Well, you see, Luigi, when a paisano puts his spaghetti noodle in a mama-mia's ravioli, a little bambino covered in prosciutto comes out about nine months later.
Luigi: What does any of that have to do with babies? Mario, I don't understand!
Mario: That's because you're a 'dog', Luigi.
A tall lanky boy who is usually a bit of a cunt they are also sometimes racisthomophobic and sexist they tend to have three outfits and a nicotine addiction even though they are some of the worst people ever you usually have a huge crush on them ,they can also be nice but most of the time there not