spaghetti cock

Flaccid penis that hangs like melting string cheese or overdone spaghetti

Ex: Superman has the grossest spaghetti cock I've ever seen!

by SupermanTyga May 25, 2014

Spaghetti Cockblock

When you lose your interest in sex after eating a significant amount of pasta; you're too full to perform.

Sid and Nancy were sexting each other all day, but after Nancy hoarked down a trough of fettuccine alfredo, Sid once again fell victim to the dreaded spaghetti cockblock.

by Globaloney September 13, 2016