spackle the toilet

a male who masterbates, flog the log, choke the chicken, jack off

Dick: Hey Condy, have you seen W?
Condy: Ya, he went to spackle the toilet, again.
Dick: AGAIN?!
Condy: Ya, you'd think he'd be more concerned about our economy being in the shitter!
Dick: What a dick!

by RNPS April 27, 2008

spackle dwarf

to get completely owned allot more than just regular owned. it says you just got owned and are the bigest joo i have ever seen.

damn you just got spackle dwarfed

by rob the joo May 5, 2006

spackle tackle

A combat move. usually when completely plastered, when one decides it would be a good idea to throw one's friends up against, or possibly through, the nearest wall or coffee table. The resulting holes or marks on the wall, in addition to being very noticable, are considered worthy of being fixed promptly, unlike "I'll get to that later" things such as hundreds of beer cans around the drinking place, or puke all over the bathroom.

Home Depot cashier: Are you sure you need all this wall spackle?

Broham: Yeah, actually, my bro totally spackle tackled me through the wall so hard last night at the kegger it left a fuckin' hole. Gotta start repairin' that shit somewhere.

by Alex Virgo October 6, 2007

crack spackle

when you accidently poop yourself

i had a mega dish of italian last night and on the way home i crack spakled my pants cause i couldn't hold it.

crack spackle

by sodyPop May 27, 2006

Hit spit spackle

A hit spit spackle is when you are going to violently hit someone till they can barely see there mother it is also a very dangerous threat

Person: *being annoying*. You:I’m gonna hit spit spackle you.

by Trap master February 9, 2021

spackle-pop

A kid's sucker (or "blow-pop") that has been inserted into a woman's pussy.

I don't want to suck that spackle-pop, I saw where it just came from!

by Bard April 28, 2003

Navajo Spackle Job

When someone with severe, projectile diarrhea at least partially misses the toilet bowl and spackles the inside of the toilet and the surrounding area (typically a public restroom) with their feces.

Wow Guy!! Last night, the combination of that Green Chili Stew, extra crispy fried chicken, mayonnaise sandwich and the warm glass of prune juice gave me the worst diarrhea. I gave the gas station a proper Navajo Spackle Job this morning while my girlfriend waited in the car.

by Burque' February 1, 2008