Space Whale 

An essence, being, or lack of both, representing or not representing absolute freedom. The space whale, or everything but space whale, can be bound by nothing and everything at the same time, if it chooses. It may even exist while not existing.

Jim: Wow, that space whale may alter a reality in which I hadn't perceived it!

Bartholomew: The space whale can divide and add 3 to 4 simultaneously, and it did your mom last night.

Mason: That space whale sure pisses Phil off.

Richard: I tryed joining that S.W.A.P (Space Whale Awareness Party) and they told me something about sex with a panda.

Space Whale by S.W.A.P. January 29, 2009

Space Whale 

A being of inconceivable size and awesomeness.

Man, is that space whale excellent or what?

Space Whale by Swankerton Fappinstein February 16, 2005

Space Whale 

An asshole. Space whale is a freakin ass. Metrasha owns all.

Space Whale is an ass. Bitch.

Space Whale by Fluffy February 23, 2005

Space Whale Aesop 

When a story has a moral or message that is either too simplistic for the complexity of the story or so strange that it doesn’t quite fit. The term is a writer slang and has nothing to do with Aesop becoming a space whale (boo!) other than it's derivation of name

Publisher: .. And what's the ending of the story?
Writer: Uhh.. the Octopus King donates it to an alien in Saturn who is very poor and owns a space pizzeria moral is "always donate to the poor".
Publisher: You made a total of 2874 wars and 78 billion universes destruct and a total of 420 trillion people die and the Octopus King to lose all his friends and family, be alienated by everyone, locked in a prison for 5 centuries, become blind and get the cold side removed from his pillow just for him to donate the treasure that could have made him the all-powerful universe ruler to an alien he has no relation with

Writer: Yessir
Publisher: that's such a Space Whale Aesop

Space Whale Aesop by DictionaryDecimator July 6, 2024

Space Whalism 

The belief in a giant space whale sneezing billions of years ago and creating the universe.

Space whalism is the one true religion.

Space Whalism by Thalasa August 31, 2010

Space Whalism 

The religion about a space whales and other holy animals and the belief that their return can beamed the power of the chosen ones. (its a joke religion)

Person 1: "Space whalism is a stupid religion

person 2: whoosh...

Space Whalism by esper_thegod January 29, 2017

spacewhale 

A nickname for the Gallente "Dominix" class battleship in a well-known space-combat/trading-based MMORPG.

Can be described as "pregnant" when the speaker wishes to emphasize the size or scale of this massive ship. Shaped like a teardrop.

Guy1: Dude my spacewhale is pwning
Guy2: yeah but its so pregnant

Guy1: help!! being ganked!!
Guy2: coming
Guy1: what are you bringing?
Guy2: spacewhale
Guy1: ftw

Guy1: what are you up to?
Guy2: spacewhaling it up

spacewhale by corneliusthecunning March 9, 2009