southside charlotte

South Charlotte occurs at the perpendicular between South Charlotte road and Providence road. It's the apex of social life among rich white teens with Gucci tags. Occurs while the parents are all drunk and the teens are out utilizing brain numbing drugs. Southpark Mall is home for the day for the South Charlotte teens. Spot a south Charlotte teen at either poppys or flywheel for some daytime fun!! Nightlife couldn't be hotter: hit up some of the WILDEST nights in Foxcroft neighborhood where the teens go harder than Project X!! If you're looking for a fun excursion make sure to stop by the epicenter for some cute clubs and wildly high heels from christian loubiton. But don't even bother if you don't have a promoter!!! Growing up with these Southside Charlotte you DO NOT want to mess around because they will woop a ass anytime of the day or night!!! These shortys do NOT play!!!!! It's more low-key during the summer because so many south Charlotte shortys head off internationally to South Side Havana and like south side Tokyo but you'll know a Southside sweetie when you see her whooping ass outside the club!!!!!

Teen 1: "Omg I can't believe you in were in Miami all summer"
Southside Charlotte Teen: "Bruh that was Southside Charlotte!!!"

southside charlotte by southsideshorty May 28, 2018

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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