An extremely pale Caucasian with skin so pale you might scream. The sour cream tanned individual reflects light from the sun making them dangerous to be around. It is rumored they are saving the earth from global warming due their ability to reflect sunlight away from earth. Their ghastly, pallid skin will send chills down the spine of the most courageous individuals.
by Mo' Greenman September 28, 2014
by Sourcreammoin March 18, 2020
Similar to the more common cream pie in which a man ejaculates inside of a woman's vagina. However, this cream pie results in the accidental impregnation of the woman.
by Balls Kolano April 20, 2009
Barkeep, I'll have a Sailor's Sour Cream Shooter.
by Del Millard February 11, 2006
A sour cream beaner is a slang term for white mexicans. While ethnically hispanic, skin just happens to be light. May be mistaken for caucasian by people who cannot identify race. Usually are given away to be hispanic because of names that many identify with latinos, such as "Garcia', or "Lopez".
Person 1: Why are you dating a white girl?
Hispanic Guy: She's not a white girl, just a sour cream beaner.
Hispanic Guy: She's not a white girl, just a sour cream beaner.
by JustThatGuy June 5, 2009
Prior to intercourse, a man ejaculates into a microwavable cup, then proceeds to microwaving it, thus making it sour. Then using it as lube during intercourse.
by maesterchief July 11, 2008
"Dude, you fucked Rebecca. What you do?"
"Nigga i sour cream taco'd her"
"Damn dude , you lucky"
"I know"
"Nigga i sour cream taco'd her"
"Damn dude , you lucky"
"I know"
by Bacach August 13, 2017