A crotchety guy from Scotland and he is probably a Communist. He plays the drums for all the world on BBC and gets ALL of the ladies. Sometimes more than two at a time. You go Old Bean!

He is also a SuperMod on The JD and you can visit him there. I do.
Soup Monger was being such a dick, he fielded three of my threads this week alone!
by kevin horan October 29, 2009
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A soup monger is an individual who has allowed soup to consume so much of their life that they lose the motivation to be social or maintain good hygene.
Whoa! look at that soup monger lick that bowl clean.
by monkeys233 January 29, 2008
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