Soup fuck

Slicing a hole into a pillow and filling to zip lock bags with soup popping them into the microwave until warm placing both bags on each side of the slit in the pillow and thrusting penis back and forth into the pillow this simulates a vagina for lonely people

John : man I got so lonely last night I had to soup fuck
Brian: I can relate man.

Soup fuck by Bitch please fuck you 420 August 28, 2018

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fuck soup

1.) When everything around you goes haywire 2.) Mass confusion 3.) Calling out someone else's bullshit

I think the world's gone fuck soup today;
'How was work today, honey?' -> 'Absolute fuck soup, dear.'
'Dude, don't feed me a steamin' hot bowl of your fuck soup any more.'

fuck soup by JACK WT July 20, 2018

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Soup Powered Fuck Machine

Noun

Refers to someone with a oral piercing (typically tongue) who can only drink soup during downtime of healing.

She finna eat that pussy real good with her new vibrating tongue ring, what a soup powered fuck machine.

Soup Powered Fuck Machine by Juanalbanes28 November 21, 2022

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Soup fucker

One who warms up soup, places it back into the can, puts a rubber glove over the top, then places the can between the mattress of his bed for purposes of deviant sex.

Jason ate so much chunky soup, he's a real soup fucker.

Soup fucker by JeZco July 19, 2012