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Sounds Like Hell 

Person 1: What’d you do last night?
Person 2: I drove down to Pooler to check out the rave in the old Crispy Chix warehouse down on Tater Peeler. Steve was there in LED JNCOs and spinning a burning Poi Ball on a chain. We danced to DJ Freeze remixes and then Shev gave me a windmill. Tami passed out on the turntables after doing a sick Weave and Corkscrew. I woke up this morning with a Vick’s inhaler up my butt and a Kraftwerk song in my head. It smelled like hell.
Person 1: Man that sounds like hell. Spin that Frankie Bones.

Person 1: Man, I just went to subway to get a Mernaise Footlong from Plumer and Basil and I picked up the newest 11th Hour. Terry n Krystal are in The Seen at Retrievers doing body shots off of Dirty Rick!
Person 2: That sounds like hell.
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012