soulectomy

The removal of a soul, no matter to/from whom it is. Usually happens to law-workers.

Attourneys are required to have a soulectomy before they are allowed to officially graduate from law school.

by KatehrinahNoteah April 9, 2009

eye surectomy

Surgical procedure to sever the connection between your eyes and your ass hole that gives you a shitty outlook on life.

With your attitude today , you should make an appointment with your doctor to have an eye surectomy.

by Ruphert H Humperdink November 30, 2018