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A thin malnourished person, often pale prone to sickness . Has the body density of a lilo
Did you see Alan yesterday he's looked very soots,
Soots by Diddyguy July 26, 2022
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willbur soots ylyl rules 

Rule #1 No Boomers

Rule #2 No Zoomers

Rule #3 No Weebs Under The Penalty Of Death (im looking at you phil)

Rule #4 No Marvel Stans

Rule #5 Stan Loona

Rule #6 No KPop

Rule #7 No My Little Pony Friendship Is FUCK

Rule #8 No Videos Weve Already Seen Before

Rule #9 Staged Videos Are Shit

Rule #10 Ignore Rule #5

Rule #11 Loud Is Sometimes Funny
what is the ylyl rules?

willbur soots ylyl rules are,
Rule #1 No Boomers

Rule #2 No Zoomers

Rule #3 No Weebs Under The Penalty Of Death (im looking at you phil)

Rule #4 No Marvel Stans

Rule #5 Stan Loona

Rule #6 No KPop

Rule #7 No My Little Pony Friendship Is FUCK

Rule #8 No Videos Weve Already Seen Before

Rule #9 Staged Videos Are Shit

Rule #10 Ignore Rule #5

Rule #11 Loud Is Sometimes Funny

Wilbur soots laugh 

Jake: Wilbur soots laugh is cute

Michael: Agreed

guinea pig shots 

The act of holding one's beveridge above one's head and against a wall. Then tilting the drink back and proceeding to suckle the liquid from the container as a guinea pig would water from its water bottle.
I blew so many chunks last night from all the guinea pig shots we were taking; it was a wild night.

"Dude! Guinea pig this Burnett's with me! Go Deacs!!!!"

Shots Fiyerd 

The best story ever created, by Lost Pause
"Hey, did you read Shots Fiyerd yet?"
"Yeah, and it was butiful
Shots Fiyerd by Dat Boi9000 December 24, 2016

lb scoots 

The scooter wheel company made by the kid who made $100k at 13, Nicholas Pinto.
(It is used in a sentence kind of like “sliced bread”)
Bro, I love Proto wheels but they break mad quick, I got me them lb scoots wheels by nick pinto now tho. we straight.
lb scoots by satoshinaakamoto October 16, 2020
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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