by Dick Slammin since 94 June 9, 2009
Sonny Bono is a complete enigma:
A successful songwriter who didn't know anything about it.
A successful singer who couldn't sing.
A successful actor who couldn't act.
A successful politician who didn't know about politics.
Had good-looking wives and he was not.
Died from skiing cuz he wasn't a skier.
We liked him and we don't know why.
A successful songwriter who didn't know anything about it.
A successful singer who couldn't sing.
A successful actor who couldn't act.
A successful politician who didn't know about politics.
Had good-looking wives and he was not.
Died from skiing cuz he wasn't a skier.
We liked him and we don't know why.
by thedzone September 27, 2009
The act of running oneself into a pine tree or aspen tree at high speeds while sliding down a snow covered mountain.
by steve April 30, 2003
When a woman is "skiing" (giving two guys a handjob) and then a third man smacks her in the head with his erection, hence her getting hit with wood.
Man! Zooey totally looks pissed!
What do you expect, she was at a party this weekend when a couple guys and I totally Sonny Bono'd her!
What do you expect, she was at a party this weekend when a couple guys and I totally Sonny Bono'd her!
by bigdaddyC2010 August 7, 2010
by Bigg11buck October 18, 2014
A sexual act in which a woman gives a hand job to men on either side of her while blowing a guy standing in front of her. This gives the appearance of skiing while taking some wood in the mouth. Kinda like Sonny did. Ouch.
by Hanging Brain May 18, 2010
To force yourself to stop by forceing yourself into any near by object(i.e. tree, wall, boulder.) when moveing at high speeds
-OMG Jimmy isn't slowing down going down the hill.
-What do we do?!?!
-I know. Jimmy!!! Listen to me you aren't slowing down, so your gonna have to Sonny Bono it.
-What do we do?!?!
-I know. Jimmy!!! Listen to me you aren't slowing down, so your gonna have to Sonny Bono it.
by Sebastian April 21, 2004