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somanchi 

only real gangbangers know a somanchi. A last name suitable only for real hood niggas. Whenever u come across a somachi make sure u beg for their number or ask to suck them dry. Richer than elon, sexier than madison ivy, and smarter than that cripple in a wheelchair (Stephen Hawking). Somanchi's always bang EBK so make sure ur strapped unless you tryna catch a fade.
I was fucking this random bitch and I noticed she had a tat that read "somanchi's property" on her ass. I immediately committed suicide because I was too scared to be associated with a SOMANCHI.
somanchi by EBK-BABIES-223 November 22, 2021

somanch das 

Somanch also know as Sam is a smell thick accented hair binglingy dingy. Has been missing for a couple days and likes rolacosters and will force you and LIE ABOUT GIVING YOU MONEY and is ass at fortnite super ass and doesn’t know how to play because he played on mobile

25%smelly 35% gay over 9000% curry
Did you curry/smelly/somanch das on my back?
I just had a curry pie
somanch das by CURRYPOWER October 1, 2018
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Somanshi 

They are the best persons you know. They are good when keeping relations. They are fans of foreign music like BTS. They are never gonna cheat you. They are good in dance and music but average in academics. There zordiac sign may be aquarius, sagittarius , leo. You will be the luckiest person in the world if you are in relation with them or you are there bestie.
Person 1 :Is she good?
Person 2: yeah! She's a somanshi.
Person 1:Woah! Lucky Her!
Somanshi by gattu November 25, 2021
Somachi is the type of person that has so much energy. She always is there for others and lights up the room. She is a very opinionated person but also understands and respects others. Somachi is definitely someone you should keep around.
Wow you’re friends with Somachi? She’s so nice!”
Somachi by omgomgomg_ November 20, 2023
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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