somanchi 

only real gangbangers know a somanchi. A last name suitable only for real hood niggas. Whenever u come across a somachi make sure u beg for their number or ask to suck them dry. Richer than elon, sexier than madison ivy, and smarter than that cripple in a wheelchair (Stephen Hawking). Somanchi's always bang EBK so make sure ur strapped unless you tryna catch a fade.

I was fucking this random bitch and I noticed she had a tat that read "somanchi's property" on her ass. I immediately committed suicide because I was too scared to be associated with a SOMANCHI.

somanchi by EBK-BABIES-223 November 22, 2021

somanch das 

Somanch also know as Sam is a smell thick accented hair binglingy dingy. Has been missing for a couple days and likes rolacosters and will force you and LIE ABOUT GIVING YOU MONEY and is ass at fortnite super ass and doesn’t know how to play because he played on mobile

25%smelly 35% gay over 9000% curry

Did you curry/smelly/somanch das on my back?
I just had a curry pie

somanch das by CURRYPOWER October 1, 2018

Somanshi 

They are the best persons you know. They are good when keeping relations. They are fans of foreign music like BTS. They are never gonna cheat you. They are good in dance and music but average in academics. There zordiac sign may be aquarius, sagittarius , leo. You will be the luckiest person in the world if you are in relation with them or you are there bestie.

Person 1 :Is she good?
Person 2: yeah! She's a somanshi.
Person 1:Woah! Lucky Her!

Somanshi by gattu November 25, 2021

Somachi 

Somachi is the type of person that has so much energy. She always is there for others and lights up the room. She is a very opinionated person but also understands and respects others. Somachi is definitely someone you should keep around.

“Wow you’re friends with Somachi? She’s so nice!”

Somachi by omgomgomg_ November 20, 2023