Soft Pretzel 

The equivalent to whiskey dick. When you're so drunk and your mind is ready to fuck but your dick doesn't cooperate no matter how hot or perverted the girl is.

I couldn't get my soft pretzel in her box so I put it in her mouth instead.

Soft Pretzel by Chuck Schick February 18, 2010

soft pretzel 

A sexual act in which the woman puts her legs behind her head and the male whips his flaccid penis against her forehead.

My girlfriend wouldn't try a soft pretzel so I smacked her.

soft pretzel by UDFanNJ August 20, 2006

soft pretzel 

A sexual act in which the woman puts her legs behind her head and the male whips his flaccid penis against her forehead.

My girlfriend wouldn't try a soft pretzel so I smacked her.

soft pretzel by Jeff Jarrett July 16, 2008

soft pretzel bitch 

a pussy ass bitch

You are a soft pretzel bitch.

soft pretzel bitch by moneyK101 December 11, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004