Soft Pretzel 

The equivalent to whiskey dick. When you're so drunk and your mind is ready to fuck but your dick doesn't cooperate no matter how hot or perverted the girl is.

I couldn't get my soft pretzel in her box so I put it in her mouth instead.

Soft Pretzel by Chuck Schick February 18, 2010

soft pretzel 

A sexual act in which the woman puts her legs behind her head and the male whips his flaccid penis against her forehead.

My girlfriend wouldn't try a soft pretzel so I smacked her.

soft pretzel by UDFanNJ August 20, 2006

soft pretzel 

A sexual act in which the woman puts her legs behind her head and the male whips his flaccid penis against her forehead.

My girlfriend wouldn't try a soft pretzel so I smacked her.

soft pretzel by Jeff Jarrett July 16, 2008

soft pretzel bitch 

a pussy ass bitch

You are a soft pretzel bitch.

soft pretzel bitch by moneyK101 December 11, 2017