soft pretzel

A sexual act in which the woman puts her legs behind her head and the male whips his flaccid penis against her forehead.
My girlfriend wouldn't try a soft pretzel so I smacked her.
by UDFanNJ August 21, 2006
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soft pretzel

A sexual act in which the woman puts her legs behind her head and the male whips his flaccid penis against her forehead.
My girlfriend wouldn't try a soft pretzel so I smacked her.
by Jeff Jarrett February 05, 2006
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Soft Pretzel

The equivalent to whiskey dick. When you're so drunk and your mind is ready to fuck but your dick doesn't cooperate no matter how hot or perverted the girl is.
I couldn't get my soft pretzel in her box so I put it in her mouth instead.
by Chuck Schick February 18, 2010
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soft pretzel bitch

You are a soft pretzel bitch.
by moneyK101 December 11, 2017
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