A situation that occurs when a man is doing a girl and he can't get his penis fully erect. Doing a girl with a semi.
Rob: Man, I was so messed up the other night I was having a hard time getting it up
Edward: What did you do?
Rob: It was all good, I gave her the soft launch.
Edward: What did you do?
Rob: It was all good, I gave her the soft launch.
by brownie85 December 23, 2008
Get the soft launchmug. A photo preview of a talking stage before it becomes an official relationship on social media.ie) taking photos of their dinner plate and their hands, half their face or their shoes as to allude there's someone special in your life.
Kayla: Oh are you guys official now?
Hannah: No, we're doing a soft launch of our relationship incase it doesn't work out
Kayla: Good idea!
Hannah: No, we're doing a soft launch of our relationship incase it doesn't work out
Kayla: Good idea!
by beezkneez97 July 4, 2021
Get the Soft launchmug. by Soft launcher November 19, 2021
Get the Soft launchmug. by maddiemarie16 July 19, 2023
Get the Soft Launchmug. A gooey, soft, yet not liquid excretion from one's anal region. Usually caused by excessive caffeine or cigarette consumption (or a combination of both.) Can consist of particulate matter or be purely velvet in texture.
A true soft launch should not cause pain such as with diarrhea.
A true soft launch should not cause pain such as with diarrhea.
by SoftLaunchingMissiles August 5, 2009
Get the Soft Launchmug. My friend is soft launching that he can’t come tonight because unprompted, he keeps mentioning he has a headache this morning
by RR25320 September 11, 2025
Get the Soft Launchmug. by dream soft launch August 19, 2025
Get the dream soft launchmug.