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Soft As Fuck 

The opposite of Hard as Fuck. Used to describe a person or situation as weak, pussy like or just really not tough.
Bob's not drinking tonight, He's soft as fuck.

"Why didn't you fight that rento cop?"
"Cause he's soft as fuck"
Soft As Fuck by Deppenator January 31, 2009

Soft Fuckboi 

Typically names Karen and Sonja, people who will say things that only can be said to get in people's pants but mean no harm. Sometimes can come off as sweet but have underlying intentions.
They’re such a soft fuckboi, they only say sweet things to sleep with people.
Soft Fuckboi by Intellectual101 October 12, 2020

fucking soft as balls 

That feeling after you shave your testicles when your testicles are really soft.
Dude this cat is fucking soft as balls
fucking soft as balls by softballs69 December 23, 2013

You're fucking me soft

Used in an instance or situation in which you've been completely let down by someone as a direct result of their incompetence or overwhelming lack of effort.
"Jesus Christ, what do you mean you posted the wedding rings as bail? You're fucking me soft bro"

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🀑🫡🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🀑🫡🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026