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soda jerk 

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1) to jerk off in a soda can that just happens to be nearby

2) to jerk off with a full soda bottle inserted into the rectum
The old style coke bottle works best for a soda jerk. It fits good, is ribbed, doesn't need any lube, and the caffeine enema keeps you coming...
soda jerk by pornhorn50 January 11, 2010
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Soda Jerk 

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A young woman that is indignant to the attention of older men. Despite obviously wanting attention, they vocalize their distaste for older interested parties, usually at rather loud decibels. A person who is obnoxious about their disgust for "thirsty" dudes despite doing their best to advertise that they have all the "milkshakes."
Nah man, ignore her she just wants attention; she is a Soda Jerk.
Soda Jerk by Dirty O'man October 19, 2020
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Robot Soda Jerk

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A robot who works at a soda fountain.
Dae: "That robot soda jerk was so cute!"
Sally: "Dude are you also robosexual?"
Dae: "YAS QUEEN & HIV POSITIVE!"
Robot Soda Jerk by MaxwellMurdoch December 6, 2020
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