social health 

Social health involves your ability to form satisfying interpersonal relationships with others. It also relates to your ability to adapt comfortably to different social situations and act appropriately in a variety of settings.

I am working to improve my social health with my friends.

social health by JJBrezzy October 17, 2017

American Social Health Care

Does not exist.

This Woman's child has treatable cancer. She is poor, fuck them, let the child die. We don't care because we don't know the difference between right and wrong. If we help her by having some form of "American Social Health Care" we will be over run by communists and Ho Chi Min will overthrow Barrack Obama.

American Social Health Care by captain wagtail May 16, 2009

Righteous Social Media Health Services Narcissist

(noun)
A person (purposeful Buzzkill) who weaponises niche or overly specialised—often out-of-context, incorrect, inaccurate, or incomplete—medical information as social currency. They deliver unsolicited, alarmist health warnings to satisfy a narcissistic need for superiority, establishing a moral hierarchy in which they are the enlightened expert and everyone else is an uninformed consumer. The behaviour functions entirely as a performative ego boost, masked as public advocacy.

(Jordan is happily eating a hot dog at a backyard barbecue.)

Alex: "You know, eating processed meats is incredibly reckless. The sodium nitrites actively mutate your cells and cause an immediate spike in your LDL cholesterol, which..." (continues spewing medical info no one asked for or cares about)

Jordan: (Lowers hot dog, looks Alex dead in the eye) "Man, shut the fuck up. You’re being a textbook Righteous Social Media Health Services Narcissist. Weaponising and mansplaining unsolicited medical bullshit no one cares about, just to ruin something everyone else is enjoying for a quick ego boost. It's pathetic.”

Righteous Social Media Health Services Narcissist by Toast.Jerviss September 25, 2026

Health and Social Care 

Rude and irritating behaviour,annoying others and making yourself extremely unlikable. Stop laughing like that, you're not special.

" Did you see that girl? She was acting really Health and Social Care."

" Those fashion students are exhibiting real Health and Social Care behaviour!"

Health and Social Care by Hexandale December 13, 2022