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soccer punch 

A soccer punch is used when the person getting punched is distracted, or not in the fight making it so that they can't defend themselves. This punch is known as an absolute pussy move, used by weak as fuck bitches who are too scared to actually confront someone into a fight
John goes for a soccer punch on Jim while Jim was busy talking to his wife
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soccer punch 

Sam tried to soccer punch John, but he hopped away, causing her to fall on her face.
soccer punch by jsu September 3, 2005

soccer punch 

When you get "punched" (hit) in the face/head with a soccer ball
1: You okay man?
2: Yeah, I just got soccer punched in the last minute
soccer punch by that one umbrella February 24, 2017

Soccer punch 

When you sock someone while they aren’t looking
Did you see Ben get soccer punched earlier?
Soccer punch by Abbuuuebev December 17, 2024