snowman me 

Similar to bukkake. To snowman someone is to cover their body in semen so that they resemble a snowman

"Oooh baby you and your friends should snowman me tonight"

snowman me by Bennyboovapes June 12, 2017

It's not over until the snowman melts 

A politically correct version of "It ain't over till the fat lady sings". It means that one should not presume to know the outcome of an season or event which is still in progress. A phrase is used when a situation or season is (or appears to be) nearing its conclusion. It cautions against assuming that the current state of an season or event is irreversible and clearly determines how or when the event will end. The phrase is most commonly used in association with the end of the winter season pending the last frost.

Don't plant your crops to early as "It's not over until the snowman melts"

It's not over until the snowman melts by yolweneg May 17, 2021

Meat Snowman Surprise 

A “Meat Snowman Surprise” is the event in which you promise to take care of your girlfriend’s baby sister, Polly, but fall asleep in the process, and then wake up to a meat snowman in your kitchen.

Gumball: I’m not sure searching online for “meat snowman surprise” will yield the most constructive results!

Meat Snowman Surprise by S6 E39 - The Mess • TAWOG February 22, 2023

melted snowman 

When you cum in your pants and it gets over your dick, but then it goes soft.

Bro did you watch Nickelodeon last night?

Yeah, and Hannah Montana gave me a melted snowman.

melted snowman by oldusedcondom January 1, 2022

Melted Snowman 

A water shot

Bartender, can I get a melted snowman.

Melted Snowman by CC022 June 26, 2020

melted a snowman 

When you jack off onto a public toilet seat and it blends in with the color of the seat and the next person comes in and unexpectedly sits on it.

Kevin melted a snowman and the RA took the stall after him...

melted a snowman by slushee November 28, 2018

Melting Snowman

When you nut onto your girls, face giving her a facial. It's the way that your hot, warm froth has covered her face and is dripping off makes her look like she is a snowman that is melting.

Did you hear that he bust his balls onto her face. She ended up looking like a melting snowman.

Melting Snowman by SmuckLordSmeagle July 16, 2019