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A Scotkins is someone who has a fetish for windows. They become highly aroused sitting on window ledges and try to ejaculate on random people walking underneath them. They sometimes mimic the sounds of native birds to try to trick anybody unlucky enough to be ejaculated on into thinking it's bird poo.
It's a practice that only seems to be linked to Asians with tiny penises, though it has been known on occasion for small penis Italian men to partake in what's known as "The Scotkins games" when each individual try to beat the other by tallying up the most victims...
Always look up when on quiet residential streets... You just never know...
It's a practice that only seems to be linked to Asians with tiny penises, though it has been known on occasion for small penis Italian men to partake in what's known as "The Scotkins games" when each individual try to beat the other by tallying up the most victims...
Always look up when on quiet residential streets... You just never know...
I thought I got pooed on today by a pigeon. To my horror it was a perverted "scotkins" I called the police immediately.
Scotkins by Jewalerter July 4, 2015
Utility beer
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Oinking
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
Hopeslop
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026
trespooping
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026