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A Scotkins is someone who has a fetish for windows. They become highly aroused sitting on window ledges and try to ejaculate on random people walking underneath them. They sometimes mimic the sounds of native birds to try to trick anybody unlucky enough to be ejaculated on into thinking it's bird poo.

It's a practice that only seems to be linked to Asians with tiny penises, though it has been known on occasion for small penis Italian men to partake in what's known as "The Scotkins games" when each individual try to beat the other by tallying up the most victims...

Always look up when on quiet residential streets... You just never know...
I thought I got pooed on today by a pigeon. To my horror it was a perverted "scotkins" I called the police immediately.
Scotkins by Jewalerter July 4, 2015
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snotkins 

A hybrid of a snotface and lookins.
I wouldn't mind giving that snotkins over there one up the arse.
snotkins by slssfw April 29, 2005
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A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
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Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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