snot crotch 

When you're sitting naked playing video games and have the sudden urge to sneeze. You lean forward in a knee-jerk reaction and spray mucous all over your pubic area.

I just got bad snot crotch while playing Mass Effect.

snot crotch by Clamidosaurus October 2, 2011

crotch snot 

nasty white stuff that comes out of your pooter

dammit, my panties are just SOAKED with crotch snot!

crotch snot by pooter-face snatch-queen May 14, 2003

Crotch Snot 

The white sticky fluid produced during male ejaculation that consists of prostate fluid, seminal fluid, and sperm.

After seeing the cheerleaders practicing, Adam went home and blew a load of crotch snot over his head.

Crotch Snot by Alexander Lord January 17, 2022