snot crotch

When you're sitting naked playing video games and have the sudden urge to sneeze. You lean forward in a knee-jerk reaction and spray mucous all over your pubic area.

I just got bad snot crotch while playing Mass Effect.

snot crotch by Clamidosaurus October 2, 2011

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crotch snot

nasty white stuff that comes out of your pooter

dammit, my panties are just SOAKED with crotch snot!

crotch snot by pooter-face snatch-queen May 14, 2003

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Crotch Snot

The white sticky fluid produced during male ejaculation that consists of prostate fluid, seminal fluid, and sperm.

After seeing the cheerleaders practicing, Adam went home and blew a load of crotch snot over his head.

Crotch Snot by Alexander Lord January 17, 2022

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