snot bear

A stuffed animal upon which a child wipes her dripping nasal secretions, prototypically a favorite teddy bear from which she is inseparable.

See Jane run. See Jane's nose run. See Jane wipe her nose on her snot bear.

Or: "I can't believe you have Snot Bear after all these years! Has he ever been washed?" "Of course not!"

by tmon May 7, 2007

snotbear

if someone calls you a snotbear

their calling you a pedophile 😳

wowee i thought i was the only one!

your neighbor john is such a snotbear!

i thought so too!

by frosted sugar cookie February 26, 2023