Typically happens to skiers/snowboarders as winter approaches or when the weather forecast calls for a big storm. It’s a known symptom of the “Powder Flu” and if played smart, can easily excuse at least 1 day of work.
“Hey, did see they’re forecasting 8” of snow tomorrow?!”
“Yeah, I can’t wait. I’m so snorky right now!”
“I’m so ready for winter, I’ve been snorky since August.”
Someone who is being snorkeling is a person being silly in a cute kind of way. People usually want to hang out with a snorky person if they want someone to cheer them up since snorky people are positive, sweet and funny all at once.
"I'm sad so I should call Jenna. She usually cheer me up. She's the most snorky person I know after all"
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*