snorkel gear

When ya got that hoo hang jimmy wang in someone's mouth, and a testicle over each eye. Resembles snorkeling gear in a crude way. . . A ho staple. Usually,If a bitch ASKS for the snorkel gear, you're gonna want to make sure the bitch aint got herpes.Or something. . . Also, fun to slip a roofie in a girl's (or guys) drink, give the bitch the gear, take pictures of it and post it all over the internet.
Yea bruesss i was mad doggin this ho wit ma fuck stick saturday night, slipped her a roofie, gave her the snorkel gear! check it out up on myspace!!
by Tampa M October 17, 2006
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Snorkeling Gear

A self defense technique where a male performs a front hand-spring whilst nude, landing his genitals square upon the assailant's face. In doing so the defending person's testicles rest within the aggressor's eye sockets, while the tip of the protagonist's penis falls inside the antagonist's lips/mouth.
The hope of such an action shall cause enough shock and/or shame to de-escalate the situation.
You best stop acting goofy for you get Snorkeling Gear.
by Vek'naminus April 19, 2025
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