snoreaster 

An event during which one's dig is snoring and drooling at the same time.

Duke's bed is soaked from that snoreaster last night.

snoreaster by Kjh911 January 26, 2022

Snotmaster 

A person who recklessly blows his nose and gets snot all over everything.

For example a tennis player who uses a finger to block one nostril then blows out the other nostril onto the court, not caring whether his opponent might slip on the snot after they change sides.

Andre Agassi is not only a US Open Champion, but also a Snotmaster of the highest caliber.

When his opponent slipped on his tennis court snot and was injured, Andre was awarded the match by default.

Snotmaster by Flatiron Scheisskopf June 30, 2016

noreaster 

A really bad snow storm, characteristic of the Northeast.

Boy 1: Hey, South Carolina got 18 inches of snow

Boy 2: Well that's nothing compared to a Noreaster.

noreaster by bumbedmunch December 28, 2004

snorsterbation 

This is the combined act of snoring and masturbating. Snorsterbation can be seen as a rare form of nocturnal myoclonus wherein the patient begins to masturbate after coming out of a cycle of snoring and then re-enters another cycle of snoring. This is similar to the effects of sleep apnea where the patient pauses breathing during sleep.

The British lush was observed in the act of snorsterbation after a night of heavy drinking

snorsterbation by seattle-brcac January 25, 2007

Noreaster 

A coastal storm which forms off of the east coast of the United States. Mainly occuring around the winter months. Can produce heavy rain and/or snow. Characterized by its movement and wind direction along the coast.

Some of the largest winter storms occur from Noreasters on the east coast.

The winter storm in February of 2006 was caused by a Noreaster.

Noreaster by Kmlwx December 18, 2006

Noreaster 

A large storm that makes real men happy and sissys mad. Mostly in New England

"dammit another fucking noreaster i gotta fucking shovelt he fucking driveway AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"ohhhh yeah no school bitch gonna ride my sled alllllllll day

Noreaster by Cheese Bob January 20, 2007

noreaster 

the normal weather for syracuse new york..

yea.. the weather really sucks here..

noreaster by Big Robert February 15, 2005