snockered

To drink until vision and sight are impaired and all feeling has left one's body resulting in the "snockered" individual engaging in life-threatening or stupid activities, i.e. sledding, climbing school rooftops, flirting with girls half your age...

After finishing a case of beer, SLU was so snockered he began hitting on a girl half his age.

by SLU August 23, 2004

snockered

Extremely drunk; obliterated; wasted.

Let's go out and get properly snockered to celebrate your birthday!

by Sarah Rose November 13, 2003

snocker

(v): to get extremely drunk; to be tipsy or woozy after the effects of alcohol. (past tense = snockered)

hey i went to a party last night. I got so snockered up, it was not even funny.

by NBC April 10, 2003

Snockers

A combination of white ankle socks & black Adilette sandals. Worn by wangsters or people just too busy for sneakers.

"Why are you wearing sandals & socks man?"
"Dude, they're snockers. Chill."

by Danisaurus WRECK January 22, 2009

snockered

to get wasted from the use of alcohol

dude we are going to get so snockered this weekend!

by Laura September 28, 2004

snocker

The Snack Locker, a locker containing soda and snacks. Membership required. Moved once a month for security measures.

n. snock

Hey, I'm kinda hungry, let's head over to the snocker and grab some snocks.

by Smelly McSmellster March 21, 2006

snockered

a 'Hollowayism' - derived from thought process occuring when said Holloway-scientist-type brain becomes blurry thru exposure to alcohol and sleep deprivation. Also used to describe face of said scientist once he'd 'snockered' himself.

Holloway would have made it home in time for tea but being 'snockered', had fallen asleep with face on desk. As usual this led to face having imprint of calculator for rest of evening. Such unbecoming appearance was due to having 'snockered himself'

by d f December 16, 2003