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sniffany 

Something that happens to any unworthy scrap after getting physically abused!
Ps: Shame on sniffany-thing! *Whipping*

Bs: *Sobbing*
sniffany by :D =D June 8, 2020

stiffany mini 

unipressive boner from looking at ANY girl
That fugly gave him a stiffany mini but no one would notice his pants tenting with a middle school micro boner. Until he grows to at least average, seven inch length and five inch girth, he can only hope to get fugly handjobs. Hopefully he'll finish puberty soon.
stiffany mini by margrette sees January 23, 2013

stiffany 

getting a boner looking at ANY girl even fugly
That fugly gave him a stiffany but no one would notice his pants tenting with a short dick. Until he grows to 7 long and 5 around he can only hope to get fugly action. Hopefully he'll finish puberty soon.
stiffany by margrette sees January 18, 2013

stiffany 

An erected penis due to a girl named Tiffany
I saw Tiffany and got a massive stiffany
stiffany by hank222 January 18, 2013

sniffony 

When a bunch of people are sniffling together at the same time. This often occurs in non-preferred circumstances, like in a classroom during a test.
"I had to attend sniffony no. 5 this morning when I was taking my statistics final..."
sniffony by JennyG6 March 1, 2016
A slang term for an erection, often used when someone becomes sexually aroused unexpectedly or at an inappropriate time
β€œHe got a STiffany at the worst possible moment and hoped no one noticed.” Mexico vs England
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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