The unholy act of sneezing so violently that you accidentally poop a little. Often the result of a trapped sneeze that builds pressure like a shaken soda can — and your butt ends up being the weak point.
"I tried to hold in the sneeze, but when it finally exploded, I sneezesharted so hard I had to change pants."
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the wordsbullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.