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sneaky poop 

Noun
1. A trip to the bathroom executed, typically by a female, in an extremely secretive fashion.

Verb (used with object)
2. To poop without being detected by that of the other sex.
Ever since I caught my girlfriend dropping a sneaky poop it's taken our relationship to another level.
sneaky poop by GirlzDontPoop March 1, 2015
Words you can keep

sneaky poop 

when you accidentally poop yourself without realising.
person 1: what is that smell?
person 2: oh shoot I think I sneaky pooped
sneaky poop by pooplord3007 May 5, 2022

Sneak pooped 

When trickery is used to get you in a situation that turns out to be far different then was advertised.
My friend invited me to dinner at his home and then ambushed me with a Cutco Knives presentation.

"My friend sneak pooped me into listening to a multi-level sales pitch."
Sneak pooped by Idaho Tough September 27, 2013
A sneakypoo is a type of poo you do at a friends house. When you are too embarrassed to let them know you are actually doing a poo, so you try to sneak in a poo into the time frame of a good sized pee. Hence the name sneakypoo.
*thinks to self* oh no, I really need to take a dump but I don't want people to know. I wonder if I could just do a sneakypoo. *stops thinking*

*does sneakypoo*

*walks out of toilet*

*nobody knows any different*
sneakypoo by Scarlette Rose July 4, 2008
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B)
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A)
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