Sneaky Poo

The act of pooing in the most unexpected places, often where people will likely stumble upon it.

Dude! Someone just Sneaky Poo'ed in my pillow case!

by SneakyPoo December 25, 2007

Sneaky Poo

doing a poo in a public place without anyone realising

hey john guess what, i just took a Sneaky Poo in the middle of that crowd. Sneaky Poo

by CheesyNoob321 June 7, 2017

sneaky poo

To be messing around or having an affair with someone quietly.

Jack and Jane are doing the sneaky poo.

by Sneekie1 February 24, 2009

Sneaky Poo sex

This is also known as anal.

I once had sneaky poo sex with my boyfriend.

He surprised me with sneaky pop sex, he snuck up from behind.

“That’s not doggy”

by Tennis racket queen November 18, 2017

Sneaky Peaky Poo

Adjective.
Describes the feeling of not knowing whether you have shit your pants or not.

Holy shit, did i just get the feeling of a sneaky peaky poo?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!
LOL, did you see the look on that guys face? I know he's thinking SNEAKY PEAKY POO!

by PPPPAAAAABBBBBBLLLLLLOOOOOWWWWW June 11, 2006

sneaky poop

Noun
1. A trip to the bathroom executed, typically by a female, in an extremely secretive fashion.

Verb (used with object)
2. To poop without being detected by that of the other sex.

Ever since I caught my girlfriend dropping a sneaky poop it's taken our relationship to another level.

by GirlzDontPoop March 1, 2015

sneaky poofter

When you're out drinking with your mates and suddenly one (or more) of them disappear without notice. Usually when it is their round.

Man I haven't seen Johnny in ages and it's his round. Oh he's pulled a sneaky poofter !

by Colon3l November 9, 2015