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sneaky colombian 

a means by which a human male with a significant resovoir of cocaine most likely a colombian might murder his female
counterpart. while engaging in sexual intercourse the male removes his penis from the woman and dips it in his purest colombian cocaine. he then administers the deadly stimulent through re-entry. the cocaine stuck to his penis easily absorbs through the bloodstream. unless the mans member is infentesimally lacking in girth the surface area of the penis is enough for enough cocaine to stick that overdose will be eminant. the man to pioneer the sneaky colombian technique was a man by the surname of Ibanez (his first name shall remain anonymous) while having sex with a partner who had cheated on him.
yo i gotta lay low i just gave that bitch the sneaky colombian

wow i cant believe i wasted so much colombian marching powder on killing that bitch. i gave her the sneaky colombian.

that last sneaky colombian i gave made my urethera burn i got some coke all up in it.
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sneaky colombian 

sneaky colombian
a means by which a human male with a significant resovoir of cocaine most likely a colombian might murder his female
counterpart. while engaging in sexual intercourse the male removes his penis from the woman and dips it in his purest colombian cocaine. he then administers the deadly stimulent through re-entry. the cocaine stuck to his penis easily absorbs through the bloodstream. unless the mans member is infentesimally lacking in girth the surface area of the penis is enough for enough cocaine to stick that overdose will be eminant. the man to pioneer the sneaky colombian technique was a man by the surname of Ibanez (his first name shall remain anonymous) while having sex with a partner who had cheated on him.
yo i gotta lay low i just gave that bitch the sneaky colombian
wow i cant believe i wasted so much colombian marching powder on killing that bitch. i gave her the sneaky colombian.

that last sneaky colombian i gave made my urethera burn i got some coke all up in it.
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