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Sneak n Cum Agent(s)

Originally inspired by "James Bond" and "Cuming" (James Bond being sneaky and Cumming for...cumming!) The two together makes "Sneak n Cum Agents"

An organization/agency made by Menohh and Madcapgalaxy and TwentyTenor2 (Xbox live)

A group of people that try to be sneaky in EVERYTHING they do, or somebody massively perverted.

The members of this Organization/Agency are the stealthiest, most random, perverted agents you will ever find...in all the land

All sneak n cum agents must have the ability to run at high velocity and maintain a boner at the same time, You cannot be a Sneak n Cum agent without being perverted.
*Guy randomly streaks through a soccer field*

Meno: Dude! That guy is a Sneak n Cum Agent!
Tenor: I know!

*Guy skydiving naked*

Meno: He's a sneak n cum agent...
Tenor: I know!

*Guy sneaks around corner and passes heavy defence of a high security airport*

Meno: Did you just see that? That guy is a Sneak n Cum agent...
Tenor: I know!

*Meno holds an extremely hard boner looking at a hexy babe while running at high velocity*

Meno: I'm such a Sneak n Cum Agent...
Tenor: I know!

*Madcap finds his dads old SnCA Acedemy year book in his closet*

Madcap:M...M..My.....DADDY was uh...SNEAK N CUM AGENT...

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Sneak n Cum Agent(s) by Menohh June 22, 2009
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Sneak-snap 

Taking a picture of someone using a cell phone camera without their knowledge or consent. Often times the subject will be an attractive woman, or someone in an embarrassing or compromising situation.
Did you see that sneak-snap of the hot milf's ass that Drew took at the Phillies game?
Sneak-snap by Mainline3 May 19, 2009

sneaky sneak 

Sneaky Sneak

1) A term generally used in first person shooters (FPS) games for a team who is secretly takes advantage or gets the upper hand by ambushing the other team.

2) Devious and secretive about your intentions or motives: relating to or from the point of view of person trying to avoid attention.

3) Out of the ordinary to go somewhere secretly, or to take someone or something somewhere secretly.

4) Catchphrase for a surprise attack.
Oh!, their (or he/she's) playing a little sneaky sneak.
sneaky sneak by n/a 2858 September 12, 2006

Sneak Stream 

When a man fails to angle his penis correctly whilst in the seated position on a toilet leading to a stream of urine sneaking out from between the rim of the toilet bowl and the underside of the seat.

A rarer yet significant mechanism by which a man misses the bowl, often going unnoticed until clothing is fully saturated.
"I had to go home because the back of my legs were drenched by my own sneak stream"

"If the guy before me hadn't been wearing headphones and browsing Instagram on his phone, perhaps he would have done more to prevent his sneak stream flooding this bathroom"
Sneak Stream by PS1_Ron November 1, 2019

sneak skeet 

To skeet on an unsuspecting victim, preferably while the victim is sleeping.
Last night while Janet was passed out, I pulled it out and gave her the old sneak skeet all over her face.
sneak skeet by invasionpictures August 5, 2009

sneak-stache 

A whispy thing of a moustache, common on teenaged boys. Often considered highly unattractive.
GO STARE AT TEENAGED BOYS PUBERTY-PRONE FACES. The sneak-stache will be evident.
sneak-stache by PorcelainBitch June 29, 2009

Sneak Snaking

Sneak Snaking: action of someone who tries to trick another person out of money or property.
The man at the car dealer was "sneak snaking" around with the contract and the price of the car.
Sneak Snaking by Jesse Decor April 10, 2021