Stark's Law 

This law that states if one person invents, thinks of, or jokes about any kind of twisted sexual pleasure, odds are that there is already a fetish website dedicated to said pleasure.

Ethan: What would happen if a girl sneezed on a man's dick while giving head?

Mark: look it up on google. according to Stark's Law you can find videos of that somewhere.

Stark's Law by Angus Mccrack January 8, 2008

Hate Shark(s) 

A person or person(s) that must perpetually “hate” in order to survive. If the Hate Shark goes too long without hating their sense of self-worth drops to a dangerous low and the hate shark will become catatonic. A hate shark does not intentionally cut others down to size; “hating” is simply their natural form of communication. Their “hates” can even be considered complimentary by some.

Defined by Vincent Ortiz in July of 2009.

Mollie: Did you hear that Dave just bought a house in a very nice part of town?

Drea, the Hate Shark(s): Probably so he can go “f” little boys in private.

Hate Shark(s) by Nagas Lrac July 10, 2010

Poser's spark syndrome

a person who poses as many different faces. One day they could be a Nazi, the next day a wanna-be gangbanger. The could be emo but sorta "spark" up to be a Prep.
This is known as Poser's spark syndrome.

Man, he's so lost. He doesn't know who he is anymore. Yesterday he wanted all the Jews dead, today he's got a bandanna andd sagging pants.

Yep. He's got Poser's spark syndrome.

Poser's spark syndrome by Down Wit Clown April 11, 2009

Shark's Bite 

When someone bites your dick during oral

She gave me shark's bite man, I needed ice!

Shark's Bite by FinWonga October 6, 2016

Shark whisperer's 

Phillipino people are Shark whisperer's. When you live on an island in the middle of shark infested waters, you must be able to practically sleep with sharks to stay alive. These people have survived for centuries upon centuries based on this skill alone.

In the Phillipines, people are fored to be Shark whisperer's to survive living in the middle of shark infested waters.

Shark whisperer's by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016

But baby...it's shark week! 

The perfect excuse to get your significant other to do something. Like let you put it in her butt.

Suzie: I've told you a thousand times, no! You cannot put it in my butt!
John: But baby...it's shark week!
Suzie: *sigh* I'll get the lube.

But baby...it's shark week! by 00fatty00 February 18, 2011

Pope's Snack 

When the priest of a church jizzes in the holy water during the consecration.

"Dude I guzzled down the Pope's Snack last Sunday."

Pope's Snack by Knowledge Database October 3, 2008