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SMYOAALTS
"Spare Me Your Obnoxious Abbreviations And Learn To Spell."
Sarcastic internet shorthand originated in Lore Brand Comics - "OMG LOL."
A blowoff to people who refuse to even attempt to type properly.
Sarcastic internet shorthand originated in Lore Brand Comics - "OMG LOL."
A blowoff to people who refuse to even attempt to type properly.
SMYOAALTS by J. B. Baby May 22, 2006
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SMYOYO syndrome
Medical slang for "Sorry Motherfucker, You're On You're Own". Used when someone has been injured so horribly, there is nothing a doctor can do.
The man was hit by a train, then flung onto the interstate, where he was hit by 6 semi trucks before rolling off the bridge into the river below, being bitten by a water snake, and getting creamed by a speed boat. After he was brought to the hospital, he was diagnosed with SMYOYO syndrome.
SMYOYO syndrome by NINJA_CARROT August 9, 2009
chud run
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!