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smurpile 

A combination of the words smile and surprise. Involves smiling at an unsuspecting victim, and then entering an extremely severe mode involving spastic motions going through your body and face. If the victim spasms back at you, then they are truly one worth befriending, but if they dont, then its time to move on to your next victim. This rare practice was pioneered at martino's hot dog stand at summerfest '06. It is rapidly growing in size and power. The sheer velocity of the smurpile may send its victim in to involuntary convulsions, so smurpile with great care and caution
Helen keller was an enchanting young lady before she was ferociously smurpiled in her garden at the young age of 7 years.
smurpile by Mr. Nick Stone September 10, 2008
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smurpile 

A combination of the words smile and surprise. Involves smiling at an unsuspecting victim, and then entering an extremely severe mode involving spastic motions going through your body and face. If the victim spasms back at you, then they are truly one worth befriending, but if they dont, then its time to move on to your next victim. This rare practice was pioneered at martino's hot dog stand at summerfest '06. It is rapidly growing in size and power. The sheer velocity of the smurpile may send its victim in to involuntary convulsions, so smurpile with great care and caution
Rhe ferocious smurpile gave its victim permanent nerve damage
smurpile by Mr. Nick Stone September 9, 2008
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A mix between the color smurf, (Blue) and the color purple.
"Lacie's pants weren't blue or purple, it was a mix of both, they were the color smurple"
Smurple by Scott M Sweeney January 22, 2005
An extinct species of squirrel with green fur.
The sacred animal of Butricktrunglism.
I dressed up as a smurple for Halloween.
something that really bothers people with it's smurplyness and you must tell to be quiet.
be quiet, smurple! or harsh decisions will be made.
smurple by hanna is the sex. March 25, 2008
The colour achieved by combining equal parts of Smurf and grape jelly in a blender.


Also: Smurpled Smurpling
Oh snap son, that boy's face almost turned smurple!

I think I need some sleep, all I see is smurple.
Smurple by A. Rothman April 4, 2004
something that really bothers people with it's smurplyness and you must tell to be quiet.
be quiet, smurple! or harsh decisions will be made.
smurple by hanna is the sex. March 26, 2008
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